the hypothetical

Apr 08

This Week’s Prize: Flashman, by George MacDonald Fraser
First edition of the Plume paperback, 1984.
Okay, so here’s this week’s prize question: If you could be in any place at any point in history when there’s a Zombie apocalypse, which place and time would you transport yourself to, and if you were given an ipod with only one song to listen to as you kill zombies, which song would that be, and if you could have only one weapon for the duration of your attempted survival of the zombie apocalypse, which weapon would it be?
entries will be judged on humor, chiefly; creativity next. if you’re picked I will ship the book (at my expense) to an address of your choice.

This Week’s Prize: Flashman, by George MacDonald Fraser

First edition of the Plume paperback, 1984.

Okay, so here’s this week’s prize question: If you could be in any place at any point in history when there’s a Zombie apocalypse, which place and time would you transport yourself to, and if you were given an ipod with only one song to listen to as you kill zombies, which song would that be, and if you could have only one weapon for the duration of your attempted survival of the zombie apocalypse, which weapon would it be?

entries will be judged on humor, chiefly; creativity next. if you’re picked I will ship the book (at my expense) to an address of your choice.

Apr 06

who would you rather have at your birthday party, a clown or a magician?

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Every since I was a kid, I loved making up hypothetical questions and posing them to people. This became a source of annoyance to my father, who quickly grew weary of questions like, “Would you rather be a fat man with a gun or a skinny girl with a machete?”

But my father is a mature person, and wise to boot; this tumblr is anything but. Therefore it is with much aplomb that I announce the debut piece of concept art by a new nadir - “the hypothetical.”

Every day I will post a hypothetical question on this tumblog, and once I get my act together, there will be a weekly prize for the most original and dourly humorous response.